The Remarkable Misadventures of Q the Dung Beetle is a book that Brian "Q" Quinn had to read to a group of kids as a punishment on the episode called Scarytales. The book starts out well but become increasingly inappropriate.
The story is about a dung beetle that loves superheroes and tacos. He has a wife and 3 kids. However, his silliness gets him fired, his wife dumps him, he has to move out of the house, he gets together with a dung beetle prostitute and it ends with him eating a microwave dinner over the kitchen sink. There is no happy ending.