The guys use their bad service skills as sporting goods salesmen, and compete head-to-head in a game called "Do It Better" on the streets.
- Goal: Do and say what you're told.
- Loser: Murr couldn't ask a guy if he's ever French kissed a dead body.
The guys are working as employees in an sporting goods store. They must do and say what they are told and will lose if they refuse.
Do It Better
- Goal: Do the assigned task better than the other Joker.
- Loser: Murr and Q
The guys are competing against each other: Joe vs Q and Sal vs Murr. They are competing for who can do a task better. The winner is the one who does it better in the groups and the other one is the loser The opposite group decides who wins and what they must do.
Murr lost against Sal in a competition about who can "steal yer nose" better. They took turns but Sal won in the end by "stealing the nose" of a sculpted statue in the background.
Q lost against Joe in a match about who can be the most affectionate towards a dog. They had to go to a person walking a dog and keep showing extreme love for the dog. They were constantly hugging and kissing the dog until Joe learned that the only way to win this was to "f the dog". He eventually humped him while caressing him with his arms. He won but felt disgusted afterwards, as this was a last-resort thing.
- Loser: Murr
- Punishment: Murr was punished during a boxing match. He didn't have to box, but they gave him awkward outfits to wear while holding up number cards to show time passing at the boxing match. He wore two racy costumes: a Vegas showgirl and Princess Leia's slave outfit from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi. He had another costume as a protester who hated boxing and finally he had a centaur legs costume. Murray will be just as embarrassed when the other jokers make him wear that costume again, but with an added touch: deer antlers.