Jalapeño Milk is a fake invention for Q in the episode Ruffled Feathers.


In a challenge called Invention Intervention, Q had to pose as an inventor of a product and must get a focus group to support his invention. His invention was a bottle of Jalapeño Milk. Q claims that the recipe was for people who liked spicy foods plus milk. He says that he has different recipes for Jalapeño Milk that has a different level of spiciness and that he has an upcoming Mexican cereal called Tac-O's. He only gets one vote which nonetheless secures him a win.