Q, Sal, Joe and Murr must explain why they've suddenly been doused with water while working at the mall. Plus, tonight's big loser gets decked out as a pirate but won't find any rum in his cup as he entertains kids set on mutiny.
Goal: Get customer to agree you didn't deserve it
Goal: Don’t laugh
Loser: Q (Because of Joe wearing a yoga top, and performing yoga), Sal (Made himself laugh after Murr uses a baby as a prop), and Joe (Murr has two babies on his lap, and see his nipples)
Joker vs. Joker: Murr vs. Q.
Goal: Get permission to keep recording a conversation.
Loser: no one
Punishment: For his punishment, Sal posed as a pirate for a children's event. During the punishment, he had to sing a shanty to the kids, then he had to drink a cup of a woman's breast milk. Murr was also assisting "Flatfoot" along the way, posing as his first mate. However, Joe and Q tricked Murr into thinking it was a double punishment by forcing Murr to drink the breast milk as well. In the end, Murr and the crew made Sal "walk the plank".