The guys lend an unhelpful hand as high-tech store employees, and search for bizarre perps on the loose in the mall.
- Goal: Do and say what you're told.
- Loser: no one
- Goal: Find the perp.
- Loser: Joe.
- Loser: Joe
- Punishment: With Joe being tonight's big loser, it's an opportunity for Sal, Murr and Q to get revenge for the time he tattooed them; for his punishment, Joe will be dressed as the superhero "Captain Fatbelly", positioned on top of the Roosevelt Island tram car he, the other Jokers and the show's crew members are riding in and has to perform a handful of ridiculous tasks or the tram will not move. The first task was having to rescue his dogs, Biscotti and Cannoli (they're actually plush dolls that look like the dogs). After this task was performed, he now has to tell everyone who doesn't live in Staten Island to "Suck it!"; Joe first tells this to the other four boroughs of the city, then everyone else who doesn't live in the State of New York (especially other countries), and lastly another tram that was passing the Jokers' tram. After the tasks are done, it's time for Captain Fatbelly to return to the Fortress of Fatitude.